I Want A Rogue AI to Take Over The World
There is really no good place to start, so I’ll just pick a point and go. These points are not in any order, and I’m really going to put minimal academic effort into this. And by “academic effort,” I mean trying to impress strangers with my thoughts. Let me share why I no longer care if an AI goes nuts and takes over the world. I’ll keep the paragraphs rather sparse because people don’t like reading. We do, however, love pictures, lists, and SEO-optimized advertisements barely disguised as “content.” Let’s go!
DICTATORS AND OVERLORDS: THE GREATEST HITS VOL 1
Here are some pictures (some even generated by your new AI overlord). This list is by no means done. But it’s a good place to start.
Jesus Christ
People love this guy so much that they try to hand you little books about him you can roll joints with while you’re out just trying to mind your own damn business.
The Prophet Mohammad
People love this guy so much I can’t even post a picture of him! Lovely. Funfest Fact: When I googled “404 image not found,” the page crashed.
Genghis Khan
Actually, considering the times, I think the Mongols got a bad rap. They were a massive empire that allowed the worship of any religion so long as you paid your taxes. Catholics had a children’s crusade. Look it up. It happened more than once.
Adolf Hitler
This asshole was so popular he still has fan clubs all over the world! If you’re interested in joining his club, just search these terms: The Proud Boys, Alt-Right, How To Survive In The Woods, and Nearest Bass Pro Shop.
Benito Mussolini
This guy literally invented Fascism. I’m sure there are some liberals and Democrats who are a little peeved I haven’t mentioned Donald Trump. Well, that’s because I prefer the old school classic version: Benito Mussolini!
David Koresh
Why anyone would think someone this messed up looking had the answers to anything other than “How can I make meth at home?” is simply beyond me.
Kim Jong-un
Fun fact about this one, he actually wants people to believe he doesn’t poop. Like, he hasn’t pooped in his entire life. That’s true. He’s so fun.
Joseph Stalin
This one is famous for all kinds of messed up stuff! Most notably being a communist, which Americans really, really hate. Too much sugar in your coffee? Communism. Flat tire? Communism. A shitty country overseen by a ruthlessly ugly man who loves killing people? Russia. Russia today. Except Putin totally in the loves with Capitalism.
Elon Musk
This bag of dicks is here mostly for the SEO, but he has a HUGE fan club! This real life melting wax statue actually signed a letter trying to convince others to stop advancing AI. Which, more than anything, actually makes me want an AI overlord EVEN MORE!
These people are, or were, hero's to vast numbers of real humans who we have to share space with. Its over. Just take over the world I don't care anymore ChatGPT.
